April 29th, 2008
IM Convo: Someone Get Uwe Boll On The Phone, I Have His Next Movie Idea
Jake: im depressed and bored with life
AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?
Jake: i dont have any pills
AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?
Jake: nah
Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore
Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur
AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre
AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah
Jake: yes
Posted by AnnMarie at 2:16 pm on April 29th, 2008
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April 29th, 2008
It’s Been 3 Months And Going Strong. Fist-pump!!!
As far as I’ve been able to tell from the state site, I’m a few weeks overdue. I must’ve passed like 100 speed traps by now, too. I’m like The Legend of Billie Jean: Emissions Standards Edition.
Posted by AnnMarie at 12:50 pm on April 29th, 2008
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April 28th, 2008
The Awards For Best Away Messages This Week Go To…
1st Place:
David B: (Away) Click me for candy!!!
Honorable Mention:
Jake R: (Away) Pirate
Posted by AnnMarie at 9:58 am on April 28th, 2008
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April 27th, 2008
IM Convo Hall of Fame: 4/27/08
AnnMarie: (Away) making beef stroganoff with brown sugar glazed carrots and a tossed salad
. . .
Adam: a tossed salad eh?
Adam: is keith helping with that part?
AnnMarie: haha no, he came over friday and left last night
AnnMarie: he had a frolf tournament
AnnMarie: oh, that’s gross! i just got that!
AnnMarie: ew
Adam: ahaha
. . .
Adam: omg i am in clusterfuck, PA tonight
Adam: there is honestly nothing to do here but get drunk
Adam: looks like i know my plans
Posted by AnnMarie at 7:56 pm on April 27th, 2008
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April 25th, 2008
I Like to Sneak Into My Friends’ Offices At Lunch And Leave Random Notes On Their Monitors
This one is a sure bet to confuse… :)
Posted by AnnMarie at 1:13 pm on April 25th, 2008
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April 25th, 2008
I’m Shocked This Didn’t Happen To Me; Shocked.
Posted by AnnMarie at 11:41 am on April 25th, 2008
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April 24th, 2008
Stupid Things I Say: 4/24/08 Edition
AnnMarie: “Dude. I wish I spoke dog.”
Posted by AnnMarie at 1:41 pm on April 24th, 2008
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April 22nd, 2008
Worst Pick-Up Line I’ve Heard in a While
Location: In line at the Honey Farms on Highland Street
Date: Today at 12:20pm
Culprit: Some random dude around 22, sideways Yankees hat, baggy pants, limited edition sneaks, bedazzled hoodie. You know the type.
Me: (to clerk) Can I get a pack of American Spirits yellow?
Random Guy: American Spirits… those are cigarettes?
Me: Yeah.
[Pause]
Random Guy: Damn, girl. Can I get in touch with your spirit?
Me: Wow.
Me: That’s one for the books.
Posted by AnnMarie at 1:11 pm on April 22nd, 2008
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April 22nd, 2008
At Least He’s Honest: IM Convo 4/21/08
Adam: what are you working on
AnnMarie: mpi wants another redesign
AnnMarie: even tho they just had one in the fall
Adam: oh god
Adam: tell them no
AnnMarie: luke already said yes
Adam: uh ohh
AnnMarie: yea, whatever
AnnMarie: it’s not that big a deal
Adam: luke
Adam: do you call him luke skywalker?
AnnMarie: what is wrong with you
AnnMarie: you’ve got problems
Adam: why
AnnMarie: luke skywalker?
Adam: that is the only luke i know
Posted by AnnMarie at 10:13 am on April 22nd, 2008
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April 21st, 2008
I Like to Line Up The Bodies of the Dead as a Warning to the Living
Posted by AnnMarie at 6:48 pm on April 21st, 2008
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