May 1st, 2008
IM Convo: My Life = Sad? Ridiculous? Who Can Say!
10:22 AM
AnnMarie: i have both kids all weekend
Sarah: what both kids?
AnnMarie: keith and deegs
Sarah: hahaha
Sarah: that’s sweet
AnnMarie: yep
AnnMarie: then i have to drive keith to his frolf tournament on sunday
Sarah: so, you’re a frolf-mom, then?
AnnMarie: apparently so
AnnMarie: maybe i’ll send him with some orange slices for the whole team
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Addendum
3:03 PM
AnnMarie: btw
AnnMarie: keith just txted me: “i told the guys i’m bringing orange slices so now you have to deliver :)”
Sarah: hahahah
Sarah: super-mom to the rescue!!!
AnnMarie: he’s going to find out what it’s like to get smacked in the head with a ziploc bag full of orange slices
Posted by AnnMarie at 12:15 pm on May 1st, 2008
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April 30th, 2008
IM Convo: I Have Some Weird-Ass Dreams
AnnMarie: i had this dream like 2 nights ago where i was having a threesome with my friend dave who’s like a midget and your friend alyssa and right when it got good, my parents walked into dave’s apartment and insisted on making us all lunch and wouldn’t leave.
AnnMarie: they made an antipasto, i don’t know if that means anything.
Duffy: i c
AnnMarie: i woke up and was like, well. that’s a new one.
Posted by AnnMarie at 9:32 pm on April 30th, 2008
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April 30th, 2008
Birthday Present Pwnage
These were my presents for my 29th Birthday.
This has yet to be beat, but I’m up for the challenge.
Posted by AnnMarie at 8:15 pm on April 30th, 2008
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April 29th, 2008
IM Convo: Someone Get Uwe Boll On The Phone, I Have His Next Movie Idea
Jake: im depressed and bored with life
AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?
Jake: i dont have any pills
AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?
Jake: nah
Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore
Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur
AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre
AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah
Jake: yes
Posted by AnnMarie at 2:16 pm on April 29th, 2008
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April 29th, 2008
It’s Been 3 Months And Going Strong. Fist-pump!!!
As far as I’ve been able to tell from the state site, I’m a few weeks overdue. I must’ve passed like 100 speed traps by now, too. I’m like The Legend of Billie Jean: Emissions Standards Edition.
Posted by AnnMarie at 12:50 pm on April 29th, 2008
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April 28th, 2008
The Awards For Best Away Messages This Week Go To…
1st Place:
David B: (Away) Click me for candy!!!
Honorable Mention:
Jake R: (Away) Pirate
Posted by AnnMarie at 9:58 am on April 28th, 2008
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April 27th, 2008
IM Convo Hall of Fame: 4/27/08
AnnMarie: (Away) making beef stroganoff with brown sugar glazed carrots and a tossed salad
. . .
Adam: a tossed salad eh?
Adam: is keith helping with that part?
AnnMarie: haha no, he came over friday and left last night
AnnMarie: he had a frolf tournament
AnnMarie: oh, that’s gross! i just got that!
AnnMarie: ew
Adam: ahaha
. . .
Adam: omg i am in clusterfuck, PA tonight
Adam: there is honestly nothing to do here but get drunk
Adam: looks like i know my plans
Posted by AnnMarie at 7:56 pm on April 27th, 2008
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April 25th, 2008
I Like to Sneak Into My Friends’ Offices At Lunch And Leave Random Notes On Their Monitors
This one is a sure bet to confuse… :)
Posted by AnnMarie at 1:13 pm on April 25th, 2008
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April 25th, 2008
I’m Shocked This Didn’t Happen To Me; Shocked.
Posted by AnnMarie at 11:41 am on April 25th, 2008
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April 24th, 2008
Stupid Things I Say: 4/24/08 Edition
AnnMarie: “Dude. I wish I spoke dog.”
Posted by AnnMarie at 1:41 pm on April 24th, 2008
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