that’s fine. whatever.

Jake R: (Away) obama = the suck

First Place:
Dave: (Away) In heavy meetings all day with big deal execs. We’ll see how often I can hide references to penises in my presentation.

Honorable Mention:
David B: (Away) I like verbs that are things. I think I’m going to sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.

AnnMarie: when are you going to be in my building again? i have something for bryan and i don’t want to bring it down

Jon B: prolly not this week

AnnMarie: how do i get this down there without having to go?

Jon B: inter-office mail?

AnnMarie: it’s an ethernet hub

Jon B: so? put it in a box

AnnMarie: i don’t have any

Jon B: i guess you’re shit outta luck then

AnnMarie: lame
AnnMarie: will you inter-office me a box?

Jon B: no

AnnMarie: come on

Jon B: negative

AnnMarie: what if i put in a helpdesk ticket for a box and assign it to you?

Jon B: i’ll close it
Jon B: unless it’s your box. then i’ll assign it to keith.

AnnMarie: that zing was lame-o

Jon B: face it. you got 0wned. don’t be angry about it.

AnnMarie: if i admit i got 0wned will you send me a box?

Jon B: nope

[pause]

AnnMarie: that’s crap

AnnMarie: i’m going to play a practical joke on keith today

Sarah: cool
Sarah: like what?

AnnMarie: you know how i’m going to that wedding with him?

Sarah: yeah

AnnMarie: i am going to tell him i bought this dress and i’m wearing it to the wedding

Sarah: oh good god- where did you find that monstrosity?

AnnMarie: ahaha it was on highland street just now

Sarah: its too ugly….
Sarah: fugly
Sarah: fucking ugly
Sarah: my eyes hurt

AnnMarie: i spotted it from the sole’s parking lot and was like omg i know just what to do

Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: poor kevin

AnnMarie: ya it’s going to be funny

AnnMarie: omg look at keith’s wall on facebook

Sarah: oh, he’s gonna catch some shit for that! hahaha
Sarah: nicely done

AnnMarie: thank you, thank you
AnnMarie: it’s what i do

While perusing the specials today…

Adam: “Huh. A foot-long chili dog. And you can get an additional foot-long for $1.99!”

AnnMarie: “I wonder if that means you get a two-foot-long chili dog, or two one-foot-long dogs.”

Adam: “I think you need to ask our loony tunes witch waitress that when she comes over here. Like I will pay you money to ask her that.”

AnnMarie: “Only if you ask for an additional 6 pickels again.”

Benny: “Dude. I will give you $10 if you run over there and lick that Jesus.”

Benny: “Whaddya say?”

AnnMarie: “I’d say it looks like I’m about to be $10 richer…”

AnnMarie: “Watch my back, Sarge! I’m goin’ in!”

“It’s ok, babe.  You wouldn’t be you if you didn’t rail my knee into the doorknob while carrying me down the hall.  I still appreciate the gesture!”

JonB (Away): DND - Studying.

* * *

Adam: i think JonB is asking for being disturbed w that away message

AnnMarie: i thought so too but that’s like poking a bear with a stick

Adam: haha

Adam: what, is he going to eat you?

AnnMarie: no but i’ll get yelled at

AnnMarie: you do it

Adam: nah

AnnMarie: say “annmarie wants to know why you don’t just go offline like a normal person, but instead have to put up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban”

AnnMarie: fine i will poke the bear

Adam: that’s what she said

AnnMarie: i am going to get so fucking yelled at

Adam: haha

* * *

AnnMarie: why don’t you just go offline like a normal person instead of putting up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban?

JonB (Autoreply): DND - Studying.

* * *

AnnMarie: he hasn’t said anything yet

AnnMarie: but he did come back online and then go back off again

AnnMarie: oh here he goes

* * *

JonB: in case my team needs me for a quick q

JonB: chatting with you = retardo mpntalban

AnnMarie: dude. learn how to type

JonB: dude. don’t make me block your ass.

AnnMarie: i won’t but you can kiss it, smooch smooch

* * *

AnnMarie: he said he was gonna block my ass

AnnMarie: but i told him he can kiss it instead

Adam: ohhh zinggggggggggg

10:22 AM

AnnMarie: i have both kids all weekend

Sarah: what both kids?

AnnMarie: keith and deegs

Sarah: hahaha

Sarah: that’s sweet

AnnMarie: yep

AnnMarie: then i have to drive keith to his frolf tournament on sunday

Sarah: so, you’re a frolf-mom, then?

AnnMarie: apparently so

AnnMarie: maybe i’ll send him with some orange slices for the whole team

* * *

Addendum
3:03 PM

AnnMarie: btw

AnnMarie: keith just txted me: “i told the guys i’m bringing orange slices so now you have to deliver :)”

Sarah: hahahah

Sarah: super-mom to the rescue!!!

AnnMarie Nichols: he’s going to find out what it’s like to get smacked in the head with a ziploc bag full of orange slices

AnnMarie: i had this dream like 2 nights ago where i was having a threesome with my friend dave who’s like a midget and your friend alyssa and right when it got good, my parents walked into dave’s apartment and insisted on making us all lunch and wouldn’t leave.

AnnMarie: they made an antipasto, i don’t know if that means anything.

Duffy: i c

AnnMarie: i woke up and was like, well. that’s a new one.