that’s fine. whatever.

Reference:
Tuesday night, I lit a huge fire in T’s chiminea and got drunk and exploded some plastic bottles.

Point of Controversy:
“Exploded some bottles”
Keith thinks this is improper grammatical use of the word “exploded”.

11:47am, AnnMarie: P.S. I looked it up, explode is a VERB. :P ha!

11:47am, Keith: yea but you still can’t exploded something. you can make a bottle explode and it’s still a verb. but i exploded a bottle is not correct usage.

11:47am, Keith: and you have waaaay too much time on your hands. waaaaaaaayyy too much.

11:50am, AnnMarie: What? Why?

11:50am, Keith: i was kidding, but looking up the usage of exploded just to prove me wrong :) and you’re still wrong.

11:54am, AnnMarie: That’s it. I am going to ask editorial services. I’m not giving this up.

11:53am, Keith: go ask if you can say “we exploded some plastic bottles”

11:55am, AnnMarie: I AM

11:55am, Keith: DO IT

12:04pm, AnnMarie: I’m still waiting, I think they’re at lunch.

12:09pm, AnnMarie: AA HAAAAA! I WIN I AM DOMINANT!

12:13pm, Keith: I don’t believe you. Have them txt me when that is the proper usage bc that sounds like inbred redneck english.

12:16pm, AnnMarie: I forwarded you the email with a link. Grammarbitch ;)

12:19pm, Keith: I can’t believe I’m on a roof in the rain arguing grammar with you.

12:57pm, AnnMarie: If it makes you feel any better, I just dropped one of my bose earbuds in a bowl of soup.

1:15pm, Keith: that’s funny babe but i still won’t believe i am wrong.

Keith and I had a few drinks at the Dive Bar last night. When I dropped him off, he told me to txt him when I got home …

1:01am AnnMarie: I’m home. P.S. Ran over something in your driveway, either animal or one of my shoes. Might want to check that out.

7:24am Keith: yea you def ran over your own shoe

7:41am AnnMarie: Wonderful

7:54am Keith: yea you kinda killed it a little :)

7:55am AnnMarie: Eh, those were cheap ones. It’s ok. But dang you coulda told me something fell out, I thought it was a cat.

7:55am Keith: Yea a cat would have been bad. And I obviously didn’t realize or I would have picked it up babe.

8:51am AnnMarie: A cat would’ve exploded

10:03am Keith: And I would have had to shovel it off so I’m glad it was just a shoe

I woke up this morning with pinkeye. For the second time in a month. The awesome drunkard who is my man pet remains undaunted.

Keith: u survive last night?

AnnMarie: By the skin of my teeth. P.S. I have pinkeye. Yes, again.

Keith: pink eye again? you need to stop… well… you know ;) get rid of that shit.

AnnMarie: I know I know, geez. Can not believe it. It’s not bad, thank god.

Keith: i don’t want any poop… i mean pink eye. i’ll take my chances tho, babe ;)

AnnMarie: I’ll wear an eyepatch, hahahah. Uh, no.

Keith: it’s always been a fantasy of mine to fuck a lady pirate ;) arrrrrrrrrrg!