that’s fine. whatever.

AnnMarie: i’m going to play a practical joke on keith today

Sarah: cool
Sarah: like what?

AnnMarie: you know how i’m going to that wedding with him?

Sarah: yeah

AnnMarie: i am going to tell him i bought this dress and i’m wearing it to the wedding

Sarah: oh good god- where did you find that monstrosity?

AnnMarie: ahaha it was on highland street just now

Sarah: its too ugly….
Sarah: fugly
Sarah: fucking ugly
Sarah: my eyes hurt

AnnMarie: i spotted it from the sole’s parking lot and was like omg i know just what to do

Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: poor kevin

AnnMarie: ya it’s going to be funny

AnnMarie: omg look at keith’s wall on facebook

Sarah: oh, he’s gonna catch some shit for that! hahaha
Sarah: nicely done

AnnMarie: thank you, thank you
AnnMarie: it’s what i do

Or… What we do when we’re bored at work.

Sarah: ps- [NAME OMITTED] is annoying

Sarah: i dialed her down on my updates….

AnnMarie: lol

AnnMarie: how is she annoying?

Sarah: i dunno, her likes are “make’up” and all this crap…just annoying

Sarah: seriously…my update the other day told me she added “make up” to her interests and i had to go dial her down before i vomited in my mouth

AnnMarie: HAHAHAHAH

AnnMarie: [NAME OMITTED]’s favorite book is “he’s just not that into you”!

AnnMarie: i just snorted so hard i hurt myself!

AnnMarie: my sinuses are on fire

Sarah: need i say more?

AnnMarie: this is worse than when i snarfed a burrito!

AnnMarie: i was blowing rice out of my nose for a week

Sarah: hahahaha

Sarah: bitchin