Archive for the 'Stupid Things I Say' Category

IM Convo: 9/11 Jokes. Too Soon?

AnnMarie: our email’s down

AnnMarie: it’s been an hour

AnnMarie: i think people are getting ready to jump off the roof like 9/11

AnnMarie: wow, that was probably one of my most tasteless jokes to date

AnnMarie: ignore, ignore

Duffy: damn

Average Lunch at the Boynton: 5/6/08

While perusing the specials today…

Adam: “Huh. A foot-long chili dog. And you can get an additional foot-long for $1.99!”

AnnMarie: “I wonder if that means you get a two-foot-long chili dog, or two one-foot-long dogs.”

Adam: “I think you need to ask our loony tunes witch waitress that when she comes over here. Like I will pay you money to ask her that.”

AnnMarie: “Only if you ask for an additional 6 pickels again.”

Stupid Things I Say: 4/24/08 Edition

AnnMarie: “Dude.  I wish I spoke dog.”

Stupid Things I Say: 4/20/08 Edition

AnnMarie: “ya know, don’t you think web ’surfing’ should be spelled, like, ’sirfing’ with an I? to differentiate from actual surfing? ya know, the ‘i’ standing for, like, ‘internet’ or something?”

AnnMarie: “just a thought….”