Archive for the 'Stupid Things I Say' Category

IM Convo: I Am An International Ambassador

AnnMarie: i have a sore throat
AnnMarie: i keep feeling like i might get sick and then i don’t

Sarah: yuck
Sarah: vitamin C!!!!!
Sarah: and you have to say it like the british do… vit-amin
Sarah: not vite amin

AnnMarie: C vit-a-min
AnnMarie: they put the letter in front

Sarah: hahahahahhaha
Sarah: those silly brits

AnnMarie: riding on their loos in their roundabouts!
AnnMarie: wait, they don’t ride toilets

IM Convo: I Am A Professional Music Reviewer

AnnMarie: i’m bored with all my music

Duffy: i have bunches of new stuff
Duffy: but not sure if its stuff you like

AnnMarie: like what?

Duffy: everlast

AnnMarie: pbt

Duffy: anberlin

AnnMarie: ?

Duffy: conor oberst
Duffy: dragonforce

AnnMarie: is that dungeons & dragons theme music?

Duffy: half hearted hero

AnnMarie: half-hearted hero?  i am ambivalent

Duffy: one day as a lion
Duffy: quietdrive

AnnMarie: i haven’t heard of any of these bands, what gives

Duffy: slipknot

AnnMarie: MAJOR pbt

IM Convo: 9/11 Jokes. Too Soon?

AnnMarie: our email’s down

AnnMarie: it’s been an hour

AnnMarie: i think people are getting ready to jump off the roof like 9/11

AnnMarie: wow, that was probably one of my most tasteless jokes to date

AnnMarie: ignore, ignore

Duffy: damn

Average Lunch at the Boynton: 5/6/08

While perusing the specials today…

Adam: “Huh. A foot-long chili dog. And you can get an additional foot-long for $1.99!”

AnnMarie: “I wonder if that means you get a two-foot-long chili dog, or two one-foot-long dogs.”

Adam: “I think you need to ask our loony tunes witch waitress that when she comes over here. Like I will pay you money to ask her that.”

AnnMarie: “Only if you ask for an additional 6 pickels again.”

Stupid Things I Say: 4/24/08 Edition

AnnMarie: “Dude.  I wish I spoke dog.”

Stupid Things I Say: 4/20/08 Edition

AnnMarie: “ya know, don’t you think web ’surfing’ should be spelled, like, ’sirfing’ with an I? to differentiate from actual surfing? ya know, the ‘i’ standing for, like, ‘internet’ or something?”

AnnMarie: “just a thought….”