April 25th, 2008
I’m Shocked This Didn’t Happen To Me; Shocked.
And I know I would’ve written the same damn message…
Archive for the 'Random' Category
April 22nd, 2008
Worst Pick-Up Line I’ve Heard in a While
Location: In line at the Honey Farms on Highland Street
Date: Today at 12:20pm
Culprit: Some random dude around 22, sideways Yankees hat, baggy pants, limited edition sneaks, bedazzled hoodie. You know the type.
Me: (to clerk) Can I get a pack of American Spirits yellow?
Random Guy: American Spirits… those are cigarettes?
Me: Yeah.
[Pause]
Random Guy: Damn, girl. Can I get in touch with your spirit?
Me: Wow.
Me: That’s one for the books.
April 21st, 2008
I Like to Line Up The Bodies of the Dead as a Warning to the Living
April 18th, 2008
Breaking News: Beer Pong is Officially Lame-O
When Stop ‘n Shop is hip to your game, you know it’s over.
April 18th, 2008
Happy Birthday, Adam!
You’re officially one year closer to being this guy. :)
April 17th, 2008
Amazing What You Can Buy at the Local Supermarket
April 14th, 2008
How Connected is Too Connected?
I’d say probably when your twitter updates start to look like this guy’s:
