that’s fine. whatever.

Whoopsies!

I’ll get right back on this again. I’ve been kindof busy.

Things I’ve Done Recently:

1. Moved two towns over into a townhouse. Occupants: Me, The Deegster, Keith (yea we’re kindof serious now, shut it), and our fish who is named Teapot Pillow Marble (I am not responsible for that).
2. Launched a new site at work. I’d show it to you, but then you’d know who I am. Trust me. It is the awesomest, best site you’ve never seen.
3. Totalled my old car. It’s a long story, but it got sucker-punched by a telephone pole right in the kisser. Got a new car last February. Subaru Impreza. Loooovveee iiittttttt! Just picture a high-pitched, sing-songy voice saying that and some jazz hands. That’s how much I like this thing.

That’s all I can think of off of the top of my head.

More to come now that I actually have some time to think!

Get ready, because I’ve got posts a-plenty lined up and coming on their way any minute now.

Those of you who don’t actually know me and may be wondering hey, what the hell happened to you all summer.  I’ll tell you.  My parents came to visit for the past 3.5 months and don’t let me drink in the house.  That’s what happened.

Enough Said.

As seen on Rte. 146 during lunch today.

Upon arriving at Keith’s house …

AnnMarie: “Guess what!”

Keith: “What?”

AnnMarie: “I haven’t showered since Friday, I’ve been wearing these pants for 3 days, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t brush my teeth this morning. And it’s all for you, babe! ALL FOR YOU!!!”

Keith: “Lucky me…”

AnnMarie: i wish i were a high-class madam
AnnMarie: i bet i would make a good one

Sarah: i seriously doubt it

AnnMarie: what! why?

Sarah: that you wish you were one

AnnMarie: no i do

Sarah: ok……

AnnMarie: it just seems so glamorous
AnnMarie: that or a hairdresser

Sarah: um, i doubt its glamorous at all….

AnnMarie: yea
AnnMarie: there is probably a lot of accounting
AnnMarie: you know how i feel about math

Sarah: yup

JonB (Away): DND - Studying.

* * *

Adam: i think JonB is asking for being disturbed w that away message

AnnMarie: i thought so too but that’s like poking a bear with a stick

Adam: haha

Adam: what, is he going to eat you?

AnnMarie: no but i’ll get yelled at

AnnMarie: you do it

Adam: nah

AnnMarie: say “annmarie wants to know why you don’t just go offline like a normal person, but instead have to put up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban”

AnnMarie: fine i will poke the bear

Adam: that’s what she said

AnnMarie: i am going to get so fucking yelled at

Adam: haha

* * *

AnnMarie: why don’t you just go offline like a normal person instead of putting up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban?

JonB (Autoreply): DND - Studying.

* * *

AnnMarie: he hasn’t said anything yet

AnnMarie: but he did come back online and then go back off again

AnnMarie: oh here he goes

* * *

JonB: in case my team needs me for a quick q

JonB: chatting with you = retardo mpntalban

AnnMarie: dude. learn how to type

JonB: dude. don’t make me block your ass.

AnnMarie: i won’t but you can kiss it, smooch smooch

* * *

AnnMarie: he said he was gonna block my ass

AnnMarie: but i told him he can kiss it instead

Adam: ohhh zinggggggggggg

Jake: im depressed and bored with life

AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?

Jake: i dont have any pills

AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?

Jake: nah

Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore

Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur

AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre

AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah

Jake: yes

As far as I’ve been able to tell from the state site, I’m a few weeks overdue.  I must’ve passed like 100 speed traps by now, too.  I’m like The Legend of Billie Jean: Emissions Standards Edition.