that’s fine. whatever.

AnnMarie: (Away) making beef stroganoff with brown sugar glazed carrots and a tossed salad

. . .

Adam: a tossed salad eh?

Adam: is keith helping with that part?

AnnMarie: haha no, he came over friday and left last night

AnnMarie: he had a frolf tournament

AnnMarie: oh, that’s gross! i just got that!

AnnMarie: ew

Adam: ahaha

. . .

Adam: omg i am in clusterfuck, PA tonight

Adam: there is honestly nothing to do here but get drunk

Adam: looks like i know my plans

Adam: what are you working on

AnnMarie: mpi wants another redesign
AnnMarie: even tho they just had one in the fall

Adam: oh god
Adam: tell them no

AnnMarie: luke already said yes

Adam: uh ohh

AnnMarie: yea, whatever
AnnMarie: it’s not that big a deal

Adam: luke
Adam: do you call him luke skywalker?

AnnMarie: what is wrong with you
AnnMarie: you’ve got problems

Adam: why

AnnMarie: luke skywalker?

Adam: that is the only luke i know

Or… What we do when we’re bored at work.

Sarah: ps- [NAME OMITTED] is annoying

Sarah: i dialed her down on my updates….

AnnMarie: lol

AnnMarie: how is she annoying?

Sarah: i dunno, her likes are “make’up” and all this crap…just annoying

Sarah: seriously…my update the other day told me she added “make up” to her interests and i had to go dial her down before i vomited in my mouth

AnnMarie: HAHAHAHAH

AnnMarie: [NAME OMITTED]’s favorite book is “he’s just not that into you”!

AnnMarie: i just snorted so hard i hurt myself!

AnnMarie: my sinuses are on fire

Sarah: need i say more?

AnnMarie: this is worse than when i snarfed a burrito!

AnnMarie: i was blowing rice out of my nose for a week

Sarah: hahahaha

Sarah: bitchin

AnnMarie: ooo, somebody’s birthday’s on saturday…

AnnMarie: the big 3-0

AnnMarie: i haven’t even figured out how i’m gonna prank you for your birthday this year

AnnMarie: it’s gotta be special for such a milestone…

AnnMarie: i do know of a place where i can get 32lbs of bull semen for mere pennies on the dollar.

Jon B: that’s going in my profile