AnnMarie: our email’s down
AnnMarie: it’s been an hour
AnnMarie: i think people are getting ready to jump off the roof like 9/11
AnnMarie: wow, that was probably one of my most tasteless jokes to date
AnnMarie: ignore, ignore
Duffy: damn
AnnMarie: omg
AnnMarie: i have facebook open
AnnMarie: and there’s this ad for “the new rolling razor”
AnnMarie: like for women
Duffy: rolling?
AnnMarie: it says, and i do not kid, “The new iPod of Shaving is Finally Here”
AnnMarie: i don’t even know, honestly it looks like a cross between a vibrator and a cock ring with a razor on it
AnnMarie: that’s gonna get confused and result in all sorts of bad for someone
Jake R: (Away) obama = the suck
First Place:
Dave: (Away) In heavy meetings all day with big deal execs. We’ll see how often I can hide references to penises in my presentation.
Honorable Mention:
David B: (Away) I like verbs that are things. I think I’m going to sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.
AnnMarie: when are you going to be in my building again? i have something for bryan and i don’t want to bring it down
Jon B: prolly not this week
AnnMarie: how do i get this down there without having to go?
Jon B: inter-office mail?
AnnMarie: it’s an ethernet hub
Jon B: so? put it in a box
AnnMarie: i don’t have any
Jon B: i guess you’re shit outta luck then
AnnMarie: lame
AnnMarie: will you inter-office me a box?
Jon B: no
AnnMarie: come on
Jon B: negative
AnnMarie: what if i put in a helpdesk ticket for a box and assign it to you?
Jon B: i’ll close it
Jon B: unless it’s your box. then i’ll assign it to keith.
AnnMarie: that zing was lame-o
Jon B: face it. you got 0wned. don’t be angry about it.
AnnMarie: if i admit i got 0wned will you send me a box?
Jon B: nope
[pause]
AnnMarie: that’s crap
JonB (Away): DND - Studying.
* * *
Adam: i think JonB is asking for being disturbed w that away message
AnnMarie: i thought so too but that’s like poking a bear with a stick
Adam: haha
Adam: what, is he going to eat you?
AnnMarie: no but i’ll get yelled at
AnnMarie: you do it
Adam: nah
AnnMarie: say “annmarie wants to know why you don’t just go offline like a normal person, but instead have to put up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban”
AnnMarie: fine i will poke the bear
Adam: that’s what she said
AnnMarie: i am going to get so fucking yelled at
Adam: haha
* * *
AnnMarie: why don’t you just go offline like a normal person instead of putting up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban?
JonB (Autoreply): DND - Studying.
* * *
AnnMarie: he hasn’t said anything yet
AnnMarie: but he did come back online and then go back off again
AnnMarie: oh here he goes
* * *
JonB: in case my team needs me for a quick q
JonB: chatting with you = retardo mpntalban
AnnMarie: dude. learn how to type
JonB: dude. don’t make me block your ass.
AnnMarie: i won’t but you can kiss it, smooch smooch
* * *
AnnMarie: he said he was gonna block my ass
AnnMarie: but i told him he can kiss it instead
Adam: ohhh zinggggggggggg
10:22 AM
AnnMarie: i have both kids all weekend
Sarah: what both kids?
Sarah: hahaha
Sarah: that’s sweet
AnnMarie: yep
AnnMarie: then i have to drive keith to his frolf tournament on sunday
Sarah: so, you’re a frolf-mom, then?
AnnMarie: apparently so
AnnMarie: maybe i’ll send him with some orange slices for the whole team
* * *
Addendum
3:03 PM
AnnMarie: btw
AnnMarie: keith just txted me: “i told the guys i’m bringing orange slices so now you have to deliver :)”
Sarah: hahahah
Sarah: super-mom to the rescue!!!
AnnMarie Nichols: he’s going to find out what it’s like to get smacked in the head with a ziploc bag full of orange slices
AnnMarie: i had this dream like 2 nights ago where i was having a threesome with my friend dave who’s like a midget and your friend alyssa and right when it got good, my parents walked into dave’s apartment and insisted on making us all lunch and wouldn’t leave.
AnnMarie: they made an antipasto, i don’t know if that means anything.
Duffy: i c
AnnMarie: i woke up and was like, well. that’s a new one.
Jake: im depressed and bored with life
AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?
Jake: i dont have any pills
AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?
Jake: nah
Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore
Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur
AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre
AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah
Jake: yes
1st Place:
David B: (Away) Click me for candy!!!
Honorable Mention:
Jake R: (Away) Pirate