AnnMarie: here is a comment on today’s technology
AnnMarie: accountant: “let me fax it to you, what’s your fax number?”
AnnMarie: me: “Uhhhh…. hold on, i need to find one of my business cards, i have no idea.”
Adam: fax?
Adam: why don’t they just send it over on dinosaur?
AnnMarie: i have a sore throat
AnnMarie: i keep feeling like i might get sick and then i don’t
Sarah: yuck
Sarah: vitamin C!!!!!
Sarah: and you have to say it like the british do… vit-amin
Sarah: not vite amin
AnnMarie: C vit-a-min
AnnMarie: they put the letter in front
Sarah: hahahahahhaha
Sarah: those silly brits
AnnMarie: riding on their loos in their roundabouts!
AnnMarie: wait, they don’t ride toilets
AnnMarie: i’m bored with all my music
Duffy: i have bunches of new stuff
Duffy: but not sure if its stuff you like
AnnMarie: like what?
Duffy: everlast
AnnMarie: pbt
Duffy: anberlin
AnnMarie: ?
Duffy: conor oberst
Duffy: dragonforce
AnnMarie: is that dungeons & dragons theme music?
Duffy: half hearted hero
AnnMarie: half-hearted hero? i am ambivalent
Duffy: one day as a lion
Duffy: quietdrive
AnnMarie: i haven’t heard of any of these bands, what gives
Duffy: slipknot
AnnMarie: MAJOR pbt
AnnMarie: do you think it would be wrong of me to txt my admin asst who’s on her way back from a meeting on the other side of campus that i skipped out on for no reason and ask her to grab me an iced coffee on her way back?
Duffy: yes
AnnMarie: lame-oooo
AnnMarie: our email’s down
AnnMarie: it’s been an hour
AnnMarie: i think people are getting ready to jump off the roof like 9/11
AnnMarie: wow, that was probably one of my most tasteless jokes to date
AnnMarie: ignore, ignore
Duffy: damn
AnnMarie: omg
AnnMarie: i have facebook open
AnnMarie: and there’s this ad for “the new rolling razor”
AnnMarie: like for women
Duffy: rolling?
AnnMarie: it says, and i do not kid, “The new iPod of Shaving is Finally Here”
AnnMarie: i don’t even know, honestly it looks like a cross between a vibrator and a cock ring with a razor on it
AnnMarie: that’s gonna get confused and result in all sorts of bad for someone
Jake R: (Away) obama = the suck
First Place:
Dave: (Away) In heavy meetings all day with big deal execs. We’ll see how often I can hide references to penises in my presentation.
Honorable Mention:
David B: (Away) I like verbs that are things. I think I’m going to sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.
AnnMarie: when are you going to be in my building again? i have something for bryan and i don’t want to bring it down
Jon B: prolly not this week
AnnMarie: how do i get this down there without having to go?
Jon B: inter-office mail?
AnnMarie: it’s an ethernet hub
Jon B: so? put it in a box
AnnMarie: i don’t have any
Jon B: i guess you’re shit outta luck then
AnnMarie: lame
AnnMarie: will you inter-office me a box?
Jon B: no
AnnMarie: come on
Jon B: negative
AnnMarie: what if i put in a helpdesk ticket for a box and assign it to you?
Jon B: i’ll close it
Jon B: unless it’s your box. then i’ll assign it to keith.
AnnMarie: that zing was lame-o
Jon B: face it. you got 0wned. don’t be angry about it.
AnnMarie: if i admit i got 0wned will you send me a box?
Jon B: nope
[pause]
AnnMarie: that’s crap
JonB (Away): DND - Studying.
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Adam: i think JonB is asking for being disturbed w that away message
AnnMarie: i thought so too but that’s like poking a bear with a stick
Adam: haha
Adam: what, is he going to eat you?
AnnMarie: no but i’ll get yelled at
AnnMarie: you do it
Adam: nah
AnnMarie: say “annmarie wants to know why you don’t just go offline like a normal person, but instead have to put up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban”
AnnMarie: fine i will poke the bear
Adam: that’s what she said
AnnMarie: i am going to get so fucking yelled at
Adam: haha
* * *
AnnMarie: why don’t you just go offline like a normal person instead of putting up some dumb away message like some retardo montalban?
JonB (Autoreply): DND - Studying.
* * *
AnnMarie: he hasn’t said anything yet
AnnMarie: but he did come back online and then go back off again
AnnMarie: oh here he goes
* * *
JonB: in case my team needs me for a quick q
JonB: chatting with you = retardo mpntalban
AnnMarie: dude. learn how to type
JonB: dude. don’t make me block your ass.
AnnMarie: i won’t but you can kiss it, smooch smooch
* * *
AnnMarie: he said he was gonna block my ass
AnnMarie: but i told him he can kiss it instead
Adam: ohhh zinggggggggggg