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A Guide to Parenting: F It

AnnMarie: want to hear something funny?

Sarah: yup

AnnMarie: i’m trying to cut down on the amount of times i say fuck

AnnMarie: so i’ve been saying F

AnnMarie: like the letter F

AnnMarie: eff

AnnMarie: but i say it a lot

AnnMarie Nichols: like F F F F F F F F F F

AnnMarie Nichols: or EFFFFFFFF!

Sarah Dion: ahah

AnnMarie: anyways

AnnMarie: yesterday i was in the living room with deegs and i was putting together his train track and walking across the room and i cracked my shin on the coffee table

AnnMarie: and i was like “EFFFFFF!!!!”

AnnMarie: and he looks up and goes, “GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

Sarah: hahahaha

Sarah: what a little smartie

AnnMarie: yea, i guess a little someone knows his alphabet song

Somebody Please Tell Me Why I Procreated

I was in the shower this afternoon with my face all lathered up when Deegs came running into the bathroom, whipped the shower door open, said “HI MA!”, and then picked up all my clothes off of the floor and threw them in the shower with me.

Then, to add insult to injury, while I was stepping by him to grab a towel out of the closet, he pointed to my butt and yelled “BIG!”.

Yeah.

He Burst From My Stomach Like an Alien Back in 2005…

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