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A Guide to Parenting: F It

AnnMarie: want to hear something funny?

Sarah: yup

AnnMarie: i’m trying to cut down on the amount of times i say fuck

AnnMarie: so i’ve been saying F

AnnMarie: like the letter F

AnnMarie: eff

AnnMarie: but i say it a lot

AnnMarie: like F F F F F F F F F F

AnnMarie: or EFFFFFFFF!

Sarah: ahah

AnnMarie: anyways

AnnMarie: yesterday i was in the living room with deegs and i was putting together his train track and walking across the room and i cracked my shin on the coffee table

AnnMarie: and i was like “EFFFFFF!!!!”

AnnMarie: and he looks up and goes, “GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

Sarah: hahahaha

Sarah: what a little smartie

AnnMarie: yea, i guess a little someone knows his alphabet song

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