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Sunday Afternoon Delight, Mother’s Day Style

Upon arriving at Keith’s house …

AnnMarie: “Guess what!”

Keith: “What?”

AnnMarie: “I haven’t showered since Friday, I’ve been wearing these pants for 3 days, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t brush my teeth this morning. And it’s all for you, babe! ALL FOR YOU!!!”

Keith: “Lucky me…”

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