May 27th, 2008
Worcester: Putting the “Ass” in Massachusetts
As seen on Rte. 146 during lunch today.
Archive for May, 2008
May 23rd, 2008
A Guide to Parenting: F It
AnnMarie: want to hear something funny?
Sarah: yup
AnnMarie: i’m trying to cut down on the amount of times i say fuck
AnnMarie: so i’ve been saying F
AnnMarie: like the letter F
AnnMarie: eff
AnnMarie: but i say it a lot
AnnMarie Nichols: like F F F F F F F F F F
AnnMarie Nichols: or EFFFFFFFF!
Sarah Dion: ahah
AnnMarie: anyways
AnnMarie: yesterday i was in the living room with deegs and i was putting together his train track and walking across the room and i cracked my shin on the coffee table
AnnMarie: and i was like “EFFFFFF!!!!”
AnnMarie: and he looks up and goes, “GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: what a little smartie
AnnMarie: yea, i guess a little someone knows his alphabet song
May 22nd, 2008
Txt Convo: “EXPLODED A BOTTLE” , A Grammatical Exploration
Reference:
Tuesday night, I lit a huge fire in T’s chiminea and got drunk and exploded some plastic bottles.
Point of Controversy:
“Exploded some bottles”
Keith thinks this is improper grammatical use of the word “exploded”.
11:47am, AnnMarie: P.S. I looked it up, explode is a VERB. :P ha!
11:47am, Keith: yea but you still can’t exploded something. you can make a bottle explode and it’s still a verb. but i exploded a bottle is not correct usage.
11:47am, Keith: and you have waaaay too much time on your hands. waaaaaaaayyy too much.
11:50am, AnnMarie: What? Why?
11:50am, Keith: i was kidding, but looking up the usage of exploded just to prove me wrong :) and you’re still wrong.
11:54am, AnnMarie: That’s it. I am going to ask editorial services. I’m not giving this up.
11:53am, Keith: go ask if you can say “we exploded some plastic bottles”
11:55am, AnnMarie: I AM
11:55am, Keith: DO IT
12:04pm, AnnMarie: I’m still waiting, I think they’re at lunch.
12:09pm, AnnMarie: AA HAAAAA! I WIN I AM DOMINANT!
12:13pm, Keith: I don’t believe you. Have them txt me when that is the proper usage bc that sounds like inbred redneck english.
12:16pm, AnnMarie: I forwarded you the email with a link. Grammarbitch ;)
12:19pm, Keith: I can’t believe I’m on a roof in the rain arguing grammar with you.
12:57pm, AnnMarie: If it makes you feel any better, I just dropped one of my bose earbuds in a bowl of soup.
1:15pm, Keith: that’s funny babe but i still won’t believe i am wrong.
May 15th, 2008
IM Convo: The Rolling Razor (I Still Don’t Get This Thing)
AnnMarie: omg
AnnMarie: i have facebook open
AnnMarie: and there’s this ad for “the new rolling razor”
AnnMarie: like for women
Duffy: rolling?
AnnMarie: it says, and i do not kid, “The new iPod of Shaving is Finally Here”
AnnMarie: i don’t even know, honestly it looks like a cross between a vibrator and a cock ring with a razor on it
AnnMarie: that’s gonna get confused and result in all sorts of bad for someone
May 14th, 2008
Txt Convo: Cats Possibly Explode When Run Over
Keith and I had a few drinks at the Dive Bar last night. When I dropped him off, he told me to txt him when I got home …
1:01am AnnMarie: I’m home. P.S. Ran over something in your driveway, either animal or one of my shoes. Might want to check that out.
7:24am Keith: yea you def ran over your own shoe
7:41am AnnMarie: Wonderful
7:54am Keith: yea you kinda killed it a little :)
7:55am AnnMarie: Eh, those were cheap ones. It’s ok. But dang you coulda told me something fell out, I thought it was a cat.
7:55am Keith: Yea a cat would have been bad. And I obviously didn’t realize or I would have picked it up babe.
8:51am AnnMarie: A cat would’ve exploded
10:03am Keith: And I would have had to shovel it off so I’m glad it was just a shoe
May 13th, 2008
Sunday Afternoon Delight, Mother’s Day Style
Upon arriving at Keith’s house …
AnnMarie: “Guess what!”
Keith: “What?”
AnnMarie: “I haven’t showered since Friday, I’ve been wearing these pants for 3 days, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t brush my teeth this morning. And it’s all for you, babe! ALL FOR YOU!!!”
Keith: “Lucky me…”
May 9th, 2008
They Never Came Up On My Guidance Counselor’s Directed Search in High School
AnnMarie: i wish i were a high-class madam
AnnMarie: i bet i would make a good one
Sarah: i seriously doubt it
AnnMarie: what! why?
Sarah: that you wish you were one
AnnMarie: no i do
Sarah: ok……
AnnMarie: it just seems so glamorous
AnnMarie: that or a hairdresser
Sarah: um, i doubt its glamorous at all….
AnnMarie: yea
AnnMarie: there is probably a lot of accounting
AnnMarie: you know how i feel about math
Sarah: yup
May 8th, 2008
“Nurse, get me 500cc’s of coffee, STAT!” … “I’m sorry sir, I think we’ve lost her.”
Ever have one of those days when you’re so goddamn tired, you get out of the elevator at work and have no idea where you are and wander around the lobby for like a minute completely lost and confused until you realize hey, wait a second. I work here. And then shuffle off to your office like nothing happened, past all of your co-workers who are randomly standing there watching the show and looking at you like you’re crazy?
Yeah……..
May 7th, 2008
Political Views Expressed Via Away Message By My One Conservative Friend
Jake R: (Away) obama = the suck
May 6th, 2008
This Week’s Away Message Awards Go To…
First Place:
Dave: (Away) In heavy meetings all day with big deal execs. We’ll see how often I can hide references to penises in my presentation.
Honorable Mention:
David B: (Away) I like verbs that are things. I think I’m going to sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.