that’s fine. whatever.

Adam: what are you working on

AnnMarie: mpi wants another redesign
AnnMarie: even tho they just had one in the fall

Adam: oh god
Adam: tell them no

AnnMarie: luke already said yes

Adam: uh ohh

AnnMarie: yea, whatever
AnnMarie: it’s not that big a deal

Adam: luke
Adam: do you call him luke skywalker?

AnnMarie: what is wrong with you
AnnMarie: you’ve got problems

Adam: why

AnnMarie: luke skywalker?

Adam: that is the only luke i know

AnnMarie: “ya know, don’t you think web ’surfing’ should be spelled, like, ’sirfing’ with an I? to differentiate from actual surfing? ya know, the ‘i’ standing for, like, ‘internet’ or something?”

AnnMarie: “just a thought….”

When Stop ‘n Shop is hip to your game, you know it’s over.

You’re officially one year closer to being this guy. :)

Or… What we do when we’re bored at work.

Sarah: ps- [NAME OMITTED] is annoying

Sarah: i dialed her down on my updates….

AnnMarie: lol

AnnMarie: how is she annoying?

Sarah: i dunno, her likes are “make’up” and all this crap…just annoying

Sarah: seriously…my update the other day told me she added “make up” to her interests and i had to go dial her down before i vomited in my mouth

AnnMarie: HAHAHAHAH

AnnMarie: [NAME OMITTED]’s favorite book is “he’s just not that into you”!

AnnMarie: i just snorted so hard i hurt myself!

AnnMarie: my sinuses are on fire

Sarah: need i say more?

AnnMarie: this is worse than when i snarfed a burrito!

AnnMarie: i was blowing rice out of my nose for a week

Sarah: hahahaha

Sarah: bitchin

I was in the shower this afternoon with my face all lathered up when Deegs came running into the bathroom, whipped the shower door open, said “HI MA!”, and then picked up all my clothes off of the floor and threw them in the shower with me.

Then, to add insult to injury, while I was stepping by him to grab a towel out of the closet, he pointed to my butt and yelled “BIG!”.

Yeah.

I’d say probably when your twitter updates start to look like this guy’s: