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IM Convo: Someone Get Uwe Boll On The Phone, I Have His Next Movie Idea

Jake: im depressed and bored with life

AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?

Jake: i dont have any pills

AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?

Jake: nah

Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore

Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur

AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre

AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah

Jake: yes

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