IM Convo: Someone Get Uwe Boll On The Phone, I Have His Next Movie Idea
Jake: im depressed and bored with life
AnnMarie: have you been taking your pills you’re supposed to take?
Jake: i dont have any pills
AnnMarie: i thought you had the zoloft?
Jake: nah
Jake: i dont like the way it all makes me feel. i feel generic. like a clone. not me anymore
Jake: plus i had really bad gas that smelled like pure sulfur
AnnMarie: that’s just bizarre
AnnMarie: maybe your ass was the portal to hell. hahahah
Jake: yes
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