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And He Still Sleeps With Me

On Saturday morning, I was so groggy when I woke up that I completely forgot Keith was over. I sensed someone else in the bed, thought it was my ex-boyfriend, spun around and punched him in the head. I then opened one eye part way, looked at him, said “oh, it’s you”, turned over and went back to sleep.

In my defense, he did say later “I KNEW you were going to forget I was here!”

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